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Are you looking for fathers day funny messages? then you are at the right place. We have come up with a handpicked collection of funny fathers day messages and fathers day wishes from son.
I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favorite child
Happy Father’s Day from one of your most legitimate children
My father was often angry when I was most like him. Lillian Hellman
Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. David Letterman
Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me
To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. Ernest Hemingway
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I have mixed emotions when I receive my Fathers Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that. Mike Dugan
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. Tim Russert
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If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet. Melanie White
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A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. Gabriel Garcia Márquez
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. Spike Milligan
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Dad, I promise that one day I give you grandchildren, who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you
Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me
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Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. Melanie White
At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing. Melanie White
For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says 'Do Not Resuscitate.';' He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. - Greg Tamblyn
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Dad, it’s still hard to believe you are someone’s father
I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet. Melanie White
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My dad taught me everything I know. It’s not very much, but that’s all I know. Bubba Watson, pro golfer
Dad, I’m so proud of the many talents I’ve inherited from you. Happy Fathers Day!
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There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep. Jim Gaffigan
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Red Buttons
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I smile because you are my father. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
Dad, your father’s day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.
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Happy father’s day! Remember that no matter what life the rows at you at least you don’t have ugly children.
Whilst your son will take. All the credit for this.. Just remember it was your daughter in law that thought of you and bought this card. Happy fathers day.
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Dad, thanks you for killing all those spiders and always getting me to the airport four hours early.
Most fathers day cards have pictures of golf or boats on them. I got you this one because you don’t like anything.
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Even though we don't share genes or this same last name, you're the best "Dad" I've ever had.
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Happy fathers day.
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Without me this day wouldn't me an much you're welcome. Happy fathers day.
I choose my fathers day cards like I choose my nursing homes. Low cost and in a hurry.
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You're a great dad. Really great. The best and I tell you. Terrific father make terrific children. Believe me. Tremendous kids. Classy, really classy.
Happy fathers day, you're like a cash machine to me.
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Dad, we all know that the dog is your favorite. Happy fathers day anyway.
Dad when I grow up I want to be as funny as you think you are. Happy fathers day.
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I realize that we're not biologically related but you've put up with my shit long enough so you've earned this card.
Started from your balls now I'm here happy fathers day.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my favorite face to lick after I've eaten poo. Happy fathers day.
From baby bottles to beer bottles and back to baby bottles again! I love you, son, enjoy this day and don't hit the bottle too hard. Happy fathers day.
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Dad, have you ever looked at my younger sister and thought we should have stopped at one? Happy fathers day.
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Dad I think you're pretty great. In return, please confirm I'm your favorite child by blinking once.
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After all the excitement of the last few weeks, you deserve a quiet night in. Happy fathers day.
I'm smiling because you're my dad! I'm laughing because there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
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