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Posted 8/07/2019 Last Updated On: May 24, 2025

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“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.”― Phil Dunphy

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”― Glen Cook

“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”― Jarod Kintz

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” –― Fulton J. Sheen

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke". Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.― Gehenna Toss

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The alarm is on in the morning not because the windshield is busted, but the windshield is busted because the alarm is on in the morning.

Good morning! I'm not a morning person, but I'm a meme person.

Morning is nature’s way of saying: Wake up and check your phone.

I like my mornings how I like my Wi-Fi—fast and not full of problems.

Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your Monday mood.

I opened my eyes. That’s enough productivity for today. Good morning!

Good morning! Today’s goal: Survive without punching anyone. Let’s go!

Rise and shine—but if you can't shine, just caffeinate and fake it.

Good morning! I’m still adjusting to being awake. Please hold.

Insomnia is not a problem; a problem is when you don’t know why you get up in the morning.

Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.

Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well.

In the morning: I’m sorry, it was very dark, I didn’t notice.

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Sleep faster, I need the pillow.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.― Punit Ghadge

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“Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”― Rachel Caine

“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.”― Mitch Hedburg

I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.

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The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.

The mind is a wonderful thing: it wakes up when you do and falls asleep when you reach the office.

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If I offer her to sleep over, she might misunderstand. And she will be right.

I Always Say "Morning" Instead Of "Good Morning" Because If It Were a Good Morning I'd Still Be In Bed Asleep.

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MY BED WASN'T FEELING WELL THIS MORNING SO I STAYED HOME To TAKE CARE OF IT.

RULES WHEN FIRST WAKE UP: 1 . Everyone shut the hell up 2. Get out of my way 3. Don't ask me any damn questions.

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Hey you with all that energy at 6Am... You're not human.

I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.

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I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early... I stay up late every night, regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.

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My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

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Is this me, or today I will again go to sleep tomorrow.

I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?

I think I’m allergic to morning

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The most obvious thing people keep repeating: every night they go to sleep late and in the morning they feel like that was a bad idea.

Today I woke up and realized three horrible facts: Today is not Friday; Tomorrow is not Friday either; And even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

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The feeling dialogue I experience every morning. Me: I really can’t stay. Bed: but baby, it’s cold outside!

It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!

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If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.

Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.

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In order to sleep off you should be getting to bed not on the same day when you need to get up.

A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.

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I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.

Monday morning is the ugly sister of Friday evening.

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After “Monday” and “Tuesday” even the calendar says “WTF”.

It’s not “Tuesday”, it’s “ThreeDaysBeforeFriday”.

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I need to get up – my coffee needs me.

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Those 7 extra minutes of sleep in the morning do really matter.

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Whenever someone asks me to get up earlier, I explain that doing it before 7 AM is officially illegal.

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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” because it were a “Good Morning” i would still be in my bed asleep.

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It hurts when someone you love says mean things like “It’s time to wake up.”

Coffee: A magical nectar that turns “Leave me alone or Die” into “Good Morning”

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Rules when i first wake up: 1. Everyone shut the hell up. 2. Get out of my way. 3. Don’t ask any damn questions.

I could be a morning person, if mornings happened to be around noon.

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There are two kind of people in this world. 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people.

In the morning there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

Someone just told me “Have a good Morning”. What about the rest of my day mother F*cker.

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Woke up. Made it out of bed. Adulting level: unlocked.

Alarm clocks: because every good morning starts with rage.

Morning tip: If you’re cold, go stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees.

Don’t forget to smile today… or just smirk sarcastically. That counts.

Good morning! I hope your day is as nice as your bed feels.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Morning rule: If you see me yawning, it means I'm not done sleeping yet.

I love mornings. Especially when they’re over. Good morning!

Good morning! You’re amazing. Just not before coffee.

Rise and grind… or hit snooze and pretend you did.

Mornings would be better if they happened later in the day.

Sending you virtual coffee because I’m too lazy to share real one.

Woke up cute but cranky. Good morning, deal with it.

Smile in the morning—it confuses people.

Some mornings I amaze myself. Other mornings, I put my keys in the fridge.

Another day, another chance to make it to the weekend. Good morning!

If mornings had a face, I’d punch it… right after coffee.

Mirror: You look tired. Me: It's my natural glow. Good morning!

Don’t rise and shine—just rise and scroll. Good morning, Facebook!

I whisper ‘good morning’ to my coffee before anyone else.

My bed and I are perfect together, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Morning checklist: Coffee? Yes. Sanity? Pending.

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I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. Lots of it.

Good morning! Time to pretend to be a functioning adult.

Rise and shine? More like rise and whine.

Morning is nature’s way of saying: “Go back to bed.”

Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I feel like overdraft fees.

Good morning! Let’s all be nice until coffee kicks in.

My bed and I love each other, but the alarm clock won’t let us be together.

Morning people: proof that evil walks among us.

I opened my eyes this morning. That’s already a big achievement.

Every morning I tell myself, “You can do this!” Then I yawn and roll over.

Good morning! Smile… or just fake it until breakfast.

Who needs motivation? I need more sleep!

My coffee and I have a strong relationship. It’s just brewing beautifully.

Rise and grind? More like rise and find coffee.

Why does morning start so early?

Good morning! Your mission today: survive without a nap.

Morning forecast: 100% chance of coffee.

Alarm clocks: because every good story starts with screaming.

I woke up early. There must be something seriously wrong with me.

Good morning! Now hurry up and nap responsibly.

Sun’s out, buns out… of bed, unfortunately.

I love the smell of coffee in the morning… and avoiding people.

Rise and shine! Or just rise. Shining is optional.

Each morning I wake up grateful I survived my alarm.

Good morning! The sarcasm is free today.

Dear coffee, thanks for making mornings less murdery.

Not a morning person doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Do I look like I rise and shine? I barely rise and roll.

I’d agree with you about mornings… if we were both asleep.

Keep the dream alive: hit snooze.

Good morning to everyone… except my alarm clock.

The early bird can have the worm. I’ll take pancakes at noon.

I woke up, so technically it's already a good morning.

Who needs sunshine when you have sarcasm?

Mondays and mornings are the universe’s worst combo.

Shhh… the coffee is still talking.

My morning routine? Wake, coffee, complain, repeat.

Morning is a sign that you survived yesterday. Congrats, warrior!

Good morning! Time to adult… against my will.

Woke up fabulous. Too bad no one will see it.

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