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Weekends are for waffles, not worries.
Smile—it's Saturday, and you made it through the week!
Weekend vibes: lazy mornings and zero alarms.
If weekend had a face, I’d kiss it!
May your weekend be full of naps and snacks.
Adulting pauses here—happy weekend!
Life is short. Spend your weekends like it matters.
Weekends are proof that we survived Monday through Friday.
Weekend checklist: Chill. Eat. Laugh. Repeat.
Some chase dreams. I chase brunch every weekend.
Weekend goals: Avoid responsibilities like a ninja.
Cheers to two days of glorious nothingness.
No bad vibes allowed—it's the weekend!
Let your weekend be as fabulous as your memes.
Weekend calories don’t count. Pass the dessert!
Work ends. Pajamas begin. Welcome to the weekend.
Weekend: Where all to-do lists go to die.
Happy weekend! May your Wi-Fi be strong and your coffee stronger.
This weekend, just wing it—life, hair, everything!
Weekends are the reward for adulting all week.
Forget everything bad that has happened to you these past five days and get ready to enjoy the weekend.
The only ending we are all looking forward to is the end of the week.
Friday night liquor is just as important as Monday morning coffee.
If you need strong motivation, think about the crazy things you’re going to do this weekend.
Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday? Injustices of life.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.
The weekend is like a superhero, flying and swooping in to save the rest of the week.
Have you heard the saying “better days will come”? Well it’s true, they are called Saturday and Sunday.
Stop stressing out and just chill out. It is finally weekend!
It always makes me happy to meet my friend again, and my friend is my weekend.
Weekends are a celebration for the good work done during the weekdays. Have a very nice weekend!
Dearest weekend, you were a lousy lover. You were late, you didn’t last long and now you’re leaving early.
Changing the alarm clock time is the most exciting thing I’m going to do this weekend.
Those long-awaited 48 hours of the week arrived. It is time to enjoy the rest days with great dignity!
Just set up for work – and suddenly again the weekend, again the rest … And always so!
Dear weekend, I solemnly swear that the days from Monday to Friday inclusive mean nothing to me. I want to be only with you!
Weekend … cleaning … Which pans do you need to knock to get Mr. Proper out?
The list of mortal sins somehow suspiciously looks like a list of my plans for the weekend.
The better you spend the weekend, the faster time flies. Why you can’t just take it and stop it … Ivan Mashkovsky
Weekends are two days in which there is no need to go to work. Janusz Leon Wisniewski, End Of The Week.
Do you remember what a weekend is? These are two such inappropriate days at the end of the week … Anna Gavalda
Friday traditionally began with a light dinner on Thursday and ended with a hearty breakfast on Monday. Sergey Minaev.
Weekdays differ from weekends by the ability to not think about anything. Gennady Malkin
To start a new life from Monday, you need to live to see Sunday. Boris Krutier.
Grateful for small things, big things and everything in between
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. ― Dale Carnegie
No matter how stressful the week has been, the weekend has come and let the good things happen.
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it. Have a Great Weekend!
The only Happy END that I know: it’s the weekend! Funny Weekend Quotes.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.__ Happy Weekend Images
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. – Bill Watterson
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. – Eleanor Roosevelt
Start this wonderful weekend with a clean heart. Start it without any doubt, tears, fears, or worry.
It is finally weekend and I just wanted to send a little love your way.
Weekend forecast: 100% chance of naps and snacks.
Dear weekend, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday–Friday.
If Friday had a face, I’d kiss it.
Saturday is for adventures, Sunday is for cuddles, and Monday is for pretending you’re still on weekend time.
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode — it’s the weekend.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing absolutely nothing.
It's not the weekend unless you're wearing pajamas past noon.
My weekend plans? Eat, nap, repeat — with a touch of Netflix.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Weekend rule: If it requires pants, it's not happening.
Friday night vibes: pizza, pajamas, and zero responsibilities.
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. Until then, I’ll take the weekend.
Friday is proof we survived the week. Barely.
Saturdays are for sleeping in, forgetting work, and being a little extra weird.
I love the smell of possibility in the morning — said no one on a Monday.
Weekend calories don’t count. It’s a scientific fact (that I made up).
If Monday is a mood, then Saturday is a miracle.
Weekend goals: Wake up. Drink coffee. Do nothing.
Sunday: A day to reflect, relax, and pretend Monday doesn’t exist.
My weekend starts whenever I stop replying to emails.
Weekends are for dog cuddles and zero alarms.
Happy weekend! May your coffee be strong and your to-do list be nonexistent.
The weekend is nature’s way of telling you to pause, party, or procrastinate.
Saturday is my spirit animal.
Note to self: relax, laugh, and stay away from adulting until Monday.
Weekend motto: Turn off the alarm, turn on the fun.
Me: I’ll be so productive this weekend. Also me: LOL no.
Weekends are a reminder that life isn’t just about emails and deadlines.
Some people do yoga on the weekend. I do naps — same thing, right?
Friday: the golden child of the weekdays. The welcome wagon to the weekend.
Cheers to the weekend — may your Wi-Fi be fast and your snacks endless.
Sleep till you’re hungry. Eat till you’re sleepy. That’s the weekend rhythm.
Let’s weekend like we mean it: loud, lazy, and full of laughter.
I'm not a morning person — unless it's Saturday morning pancakes.
The only thing I plan on doing this weekend is not planning anything.
Saturdays are proof that we survived the chaos and deserve some chill.
The only thing standing between me and the weekend is… nothing. I'm already mentally there.
Sunday: Sleep until you're hungry, then eat until you're sleepy. Repeat.
Life is short — spend the weekend being weird with your favorite people.
My boss told me to have a good weekend... so I didn’t come in on Monday.
Weekend mood: somewhere between adventure and doing absolutely nothing.
It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. – Jimmy Buffett
Two days is simply not enough for the weekend. There is just simply too much fun to be had.
I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company. – Zoe Saldana
The weekend is a blessing. Thank you Lord, for getting us through this week.
Better days are headed your way. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing. – Derek Jeter
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. – Robert M. Gates
Thank God it’s Friday, because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!
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