New Short Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook
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November 14, 2016
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November 14, 2016
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Status Quotes for Whatsapp
⏩ One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
⏩ I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
⏩ I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
⏩ I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
⏩ I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
⏩ I am not lucky. I am blessed.
⏩ Service is the rent we pay to live
⏩ Every burden is a blessing for me.
⏩ There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
⏩ A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
⏩ If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
⏩ Share your Intentions not your Identity.
⏩ Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
⏩ Dream more while you are awake.
⏩ I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
⏩ Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
⏩ My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
⏩ Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
⏩ The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
⏩ Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
⏩ Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
⏩ Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
⏩ Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
⏩ Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
⏩ Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
⏩ Silence is better than lies.
⏩ Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
⏩ I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
⏩ You can do anything, but not everything.
⏩ I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
⏩ I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
⏩ I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
⏩ I am only good at hiding my feelings
⏩ To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
⏩ I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
⏩ Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
Status Quotes for Facebook
⏩ Aspire to inspire before you expire
⏩ Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
⏩ Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
⏩ The best is yet to come.
⏩ Hold the vision. Trust the process.
⏩ Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
⏩ Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
⏩ I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
⏩ A wise man can always be found alone
⏩ Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
⏩ I was born intelligent but education ruined me
⏩ Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
⏩ I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
⏩ I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
⏩ I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
⏩ I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
⏩ I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
⏩ I am only good at hiding my feelings
⏩ I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
Short Status for Whatsapp in English
⏩ I am responsible for my own happiness
⏩ I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
⏩ It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
⏩ I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
⏩ Down to earth but still above you all.
⏩ Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
⏩ I like cars with edges and women with curves
⏩ Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
⏩ Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
⏩ A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
⏩ Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
⏩ Be smarter than your smartphone
⏩ I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
⏩ I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
⏩ You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
⏩ Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
⏩ THINK – It’s not illegal yet
⏩ I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
⏩ Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
⏩ For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
⏩ Money won’t work until you work for money.
⏩ Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
⏩ Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
⏩ I just want to die young as late as possible.
Short status quotes
⏩ If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
⏩ One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
⏩ I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
⏩ A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
⏩ Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.
⏩ I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
⏩ Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
⏩ Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
⏩ Respect your work and it shall respect you.
⏩ If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
⏩ My last seen was just to check your last seen
⏩ I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
⏩ Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
⏩ Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )
⏩ I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.
⏩ Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
⏩ I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
⏩ I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.
⏩ I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.
⏩ Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
⏩ Respect yourself and follow your heart.
⏩ I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.
