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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!
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Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
A: Sinko De Mayo.
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Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?
A: Alien vs Predator.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican midget?
A: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
A: Arriba McEntire.
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Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
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Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
A: Because there is no tres-passing.
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Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
A: Tequila.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?
A: Baked Beans.
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Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
A: I don't know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges
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Q: Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A: The beans keep falling through the grill
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Q: I went to the game last night and saw a Mexican wave.
A: So I waved back at him.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
A: Carlos.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Juan.
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
A: He had loco motives.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
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Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
A: Cross country.
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Q: What do u call mexicans on a trampapoline?
A: Mexican jumping beans.
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Q: Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
A: Cause nobody will look for them?
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Q: What’s a mexicans favorite book store?
A: Borders.
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Q: What do Mexicans put under their carpets?
A: Underlay! Underlay!
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Q: What did the Mexican firefighter call his sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican that can’t do anything?
A: A Mexican’t.
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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against one another?
A: Juan on Juan.
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Q: Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in threes?
A: Because it says “No Trespassing”.
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Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
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Q: What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
A: Mexicans.
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Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
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Q: What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
A: Their nose.
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Q: What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
A: Mexicans.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
A: Grand Theft Auto.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
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Q: What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
A: Unemployed.
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Q: What do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
A: They both take your money and don’t work.
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Q: Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?
A: They jumped the border.
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Q: Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
A: So they have a place to keep their taco.
Q: Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal.
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