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Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
A: "Some asshole has my pen!"
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Q: What do you call a duck in a clinic?
A: Nurse Quacktioner.
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Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
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Q: Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
A: Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
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Let's read Short Jokes Of The Day about Nurse Jokes One Liners, Funny Nurse Jokes Clean
Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
A: "Some asshole has my pen!"
~~~~~
Q: What do you call a duck in a clinic?
A: Nurse Quacktioner.
~~~~~
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
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Q: Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
A: Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
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