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Posted 10/14/2016 Last Updated On: 2016-12-27T15:36:09Z

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➦ LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??

➦ There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side

➦ Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

➦ I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

➦ In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

➦ When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

➦ How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

➦ If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

➦ That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

➦ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

➦ FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

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➦ My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

➦ Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

➦ The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

➦ Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

➦ Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

➦ Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

➦ Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

➦ If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

➦ The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

➦ Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off

➦ His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

➦ Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

➦ Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor

➦ No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is.

➦ Just because there’s clouds in the sky, it doesn’t mean the sun is not shining.

Best Facebook Status Quotes for Boys & Girls

➦ If you don’t do stupid things while you are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you are old.

➦ Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

➦ if you want to be strong learn how to fight Alone..

➦ Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.

➦ Never underestimate the painof a person, because in all honesty, everyone is struggling. Some people are better at hiding it than others…

➦ Tough times don’t last, tough people do.

➦ You learn more about someone at the end of the relationship than at the beginning.

➦ Do what makes you happy, Be with who makes you smile, Laugh as much as you breathe and Love as long as you live.

➦ Being alone does not mean you are lonely, and being lonely does not mean you are alone.

➦ All things in life are temporary, even life itself. You can get through anything as long as you remember it will END.

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➦ You can’t have everything you want, but you can have the things that really matter to you.

➦ That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

➦ When we have negative thoughts, we produce toxic responses in our body that make us sick. Make a conscious effort to change your thought patterns today for a healthier you tomorrow.

➦ We all do things for people we love and that’s OK. But if you’re doing it consistently and all the time, you are enabling them not to be responsible.

➦ Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people? They are limiting their

➦ chance to find a soul mate, for example, ME.

➦ You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.

➦ If you didn’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you have lost.

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