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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idk.
idk who?
No, i seriously forgot!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
“Marry who?”
Marry me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it’ll sound better!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Jesus Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love Doctor!
I love Doctor Who!
That`s Your Answer!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: why?
You: To get to the retards house.
You: Knock Knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: The chicken.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

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