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funny about love quotes collection by famous authors: Love is known as greatest strength as well as biggest weakness of a person. You can have a large number of definitions for love, but still you can?t define what the feeling is exactly. While there have been many quotations describing the essence of love, some of them have delved on its amusing side as well. In the following lines, we have compiled a collection of some of the
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Love is sharing your popcorn.― Charles Schultz
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.― Bob Hope
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on― Joan Rivers
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?― Lily Tomlin
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.― Billy Crystal
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.― Jewish Proverb
when you really love someone age, distance, height and weight is just a number.
you're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
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Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. ― Fran Lebowitz
Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you. ― Megan Mullally
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. ― Carroll Bryant
It is not loved that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.
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If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.
According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ― Dr. Seuss
Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ― Albert Einstein
I don’t care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.
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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
You can’t shine like a diamond if you are not willing to get cut like a diamond! ― Eric Thomas
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A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. ― Charles Gordy
There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny. ― John Macks
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I would swim the ocean for you lol just kidding, there are sharks in there.
the human brain is awesome it functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
stalking is where two people go on a long, romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
love is.... Not having to hold your farts in.
people say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.
love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.
love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them.
don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
you can not convince people to love you. This is an absolute rule. No one will ever give you love because you want him or her to give it. Real love moves freely in both directions. Don't waste your time on anything else.
cute boys make you blush. Hot boys make you drool. Cool boys make you daydream. But trust me, funny boys will make you fall in love without even realizing it.
no relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share an umbrella and survive the storm together.
when guys get jealous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jealous, world war ill is about to start.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.― Groucho Marx
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.― Spanish Proverb
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.― Arturo Toscanini
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.― Jerry Seinfeld
Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.― Helen Gurley Brown
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.― Helen Rowland
Just for the hell of it, try to love someone as unlike you as possible.― William T Vollman
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Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again.― Anonymous
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.― Jules Renard
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The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.― Israel Zangwill quotes
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ― Unknown
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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.― Unknown
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.― Woody Allen
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Love is a grave mental disease.― Plato
The only people who make love all the time are liars.― Louis Jordan
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Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.― Norma O. Abrego
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.― Joyce Brothers
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never― Charles Caleb Colto
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.― Helen Rowland
Love teaches even asses to dance.― French Proverb
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Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!
To infinite, ever present Love, all is Love, and there is no error, no sin sickness, nor death.― Mary Baker Eddy
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never― Charles Caleb Colton
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.― Johnny Carson
went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.― Jack Benny
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.― Ring Lardner
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.― Pearl Bailey
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?― Lily Tomlin
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.― Natasha Leggero
I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent guilt.― Henny Youngman
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.― Phyllis Diller
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.― Anonymous
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.― Phyllis Schlafly
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.― Cindy Garner
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