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I’m just here for the boos… and maybe a cupcake.
Costume level: Found something in the closet and called it spooky.
Halloween: The only day adults can dress like kids and still be cool.
If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you. Nothing personal.
This Halloween, I’m going as someone who has their life together. Scary, right?
I'm not saying you're old, but your Halloween candy came with a receipt from 1998.
Skeletons would be great at hide-and-seek if they stopped rattling!
Why do ghosts avoid parties? They can’t handle the *boo*-ze.
I came. I saw. I ate all the mini Snickers. Happy Halloween!
Don't worry—my costume scares even my internet provider.
Witch better have my candy!
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I dressed up as a responsible adult… no one recognized me.
If you can read this, you’re too close—unless you have candy.
This year, I’m ghosting responsibilities. #SpookySeason
Trick-or-treating: where it's socially acceptable to beg for sugar.
Halloween calories don’t count. It's science.
Keep calm and carry a flashlight… and maybe some garlic.
Monsters under the bed are more scared of my electric bill.
I’m only into scary movies if popcorn is involved.
Nothing haunts me more than the candy I didn’t eat last year.
Wearing a mask? Already ahead of the Halloween game!
Do pumpkins get carved or judged? Asking for a friend.
This ghost doesn’t do haunted houses—just haunted inboxes.
If vampires want my blood, they better bring snacks and Wi-Fi.
I’m just a bat looking for my cave… and some candy.
Beware! I’ve had 17 mini candy bars today and I’m invincible!
Witch, please. This broomstick has Wi-Fi.
I was going to be scary, but then I took a nap instead.
Why did the skeleton skip the party? He had no body to go with.
Brains? Zombies can’t even remember their passwords.
Who needs a costume when you wake up looking like a horror movie?
I tried to be spooky, but I just ended up eating candy in pajamas.
The real fright is my bank account after buying decorations.
Spiders: the only roommates who don’t pay rent or clean up.
That awkward moment when your costume is scarier than you intended.
I’m a ghostwriter. Boo-k me if you dare.
If pumpkins had feelings, carving season would be tragic.
Happy Halloween! May your sugar high last longer than your costume glue.
Too ghoul for school—and slightly allergic to glitter.
I came for the candy and stayed for the weird costumes.
My Halloween budget: 5% for costumes, 95% for candy.
I was going to carve a pumpkin… but Netflix happened.
This isn’t a costume. I always look this tired and confused.
What's orange, round, and full of regrets? My 5th mini pumpkin pie.
I scare people… with my cooking skills.
Woke up scary. Didn’t need a costume today.
I have resting witch face, and I’m proud of it.
Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice—I’m probably out of candy.
I put the “eeek” in mediocre effort this Halloween.
If ghosts had Tinder, they’d totally swipe through walls.
Frankenstein called. He wants his fashion tips back.
I’ve had more candy in one night than veggies all year.
Haunted house? Nah. My to-do list is scary enough.
I’m 90% cobwebs and 10% enthusiasm today.
I’m here to lift spirits—mainly candy wrappers.
If a zombie wants my brain, they’re in for a huge disappointment.
Even Dracula wouldn’t be caught dead in this traffic.
I’m only spooky before coffee. After that, I’m just weird.
Halloween: proof that I can’t resist tiny candy bars.
I put on fake eyelashes and became a whole new witch.
This costume was $4.99. The judgment was free.
I ghosted my diet for candy corn. No regrets.
If my Halloween decorations fall, I blame gravity—not spirits.
I’m too batty to function today.
Is it spooky season or snacky season? Asking for a belly.
My Halloween plans? Eat. Sleep. Repeat candy.
I dress spooky, but cry when I hear creaky doors.
I carved a pumpkin! Kind of… I microwaved one.
Someone told me I was glowing. Nope, just candy corn sweat.
Too lazy to be scary, too sweet to be mean. Just give me candy.
I put a ghost on my resume. Now I’m haunting LinkedIn.
I’m a limited edition—only released on Halloween nights.
That witch doesn’t even ride public broomsticks anymore.
This Halloween, I’m giving my chores a rest… they ghosted me first!
I’m not afraid of ghosts, just group texts after 10 PM.
I'm not saying you're old, but your costume scared a vampire into retirement.
I wanted to be spooky, but glitter attacked me. Now I’m fabulous.
If I get lost trick-or-treating, just follow the candy trail.
I’m going as a black cat because I already have the attitude.
I can't be haunted—I forgot what I was scared of halfway through.
This ghost only haunts microwaves and snack drawers.
I’m not lazy, I’m just practicing my ghost impression.
Why run from monsters when you can feed them candy and chill?
I made a Halloween playlist. It’s 90% Thriller and 10% guilt.
Wearing a sheet all day counts as multitasking: spooky & comfy.
Halloween is the one day I match my energy with my face: scary tired.
I don’t trick. I just treat myself to extra candy.
Went looking for ghosts and found dust bunnies. Close enough.
I don't get scared—I binge-watch horror movies with snacks.
Everyone’s costume is spooky until the bill shows up.
I dressed like a pumpkin. Turns out, I just looked hungry.
I don’t do haunted houses. I trip over feelings and furniture.
Too cute to spook, too full to move.
This Halloween, I’m going as a candy critic. Serious business.
I believe in spirits… especially when they're in coffee cups.
My broomstick broke, so I’m using public transit. Witch problems.
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