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“Those who go as ghosts should probably be spooky. No one likes a timid ghost.”
Danger Doesn'T Lurk At Every Corner; It'S Just Hanging Out, Waiting For Fear And Horror To Show Up. Happy Halloween.
“Let’s carve out pumpkins on Halloween and enjoy the thrills of the frightful night. Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!”
“Believe it or not, cash works as a Halloween treat. It’s like getting a gift card for Christmas.”
“Fear Itself is actually Fear’s full name. No one actually calls Fear by its full name, though, because they’re too busy screaming.”
“That poor girl can’t reach into her pockets, because a big ugly monster ripped her arms out of their sockets.”
“Beware of the demons and witches and goblins…and of the houses that don’t give full bars…have a super fun trick or treat and a great Halloween!”
“In the realm of the undead, their only wish is to be released on Halloween and wreak havoc over all they come in contact with.”
“When the devil whispers in your ear, mischief is your command. Truth be told, you’ll enjoy it well; just keep a weapon close at hand.”
“If you hate Halloween, it’s only one day. On November 1, you can start Christmas shopping. Happy Halloween!”
“Happy Halloween to all you spookily special people out there. Remember to have fun and don’t frighten too many people!”
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“People who dress up as food items on Halloween should preferably not be allergic to the food they’re pretending to be, because it’s way too ironic.”
“Hell is actually a cold and lonely place. Anyone who tells you it’s hot has probably never been there.”
“If you’re not scaring anyone with your costume, then you’re probably not doing it right. Happy Halloween!”
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“Impending doom is worse than pending doom. At least you can reschedule pending doom. Happy Halloween!”
“Halloween parties are more fun when you’ve got a few of your scariest friends to share it with. Have a Scary Halloween!”
“Ghosts and goblins and jack-o-lanterns at night; I sure hope your Halloween is the best type of fright! Happy Halloween!”
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“I hope you have a great Halloween and enjoy dressing up and getting lots of candy! Have a super fun night.”
“The grey mist that follows you knows your destination before you do. But don’t let it lead you to your peril.”
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“When the cool western wind blows through the trees on All Hallow’s Eve, the townspeople feel the spirits slowly crawling up their spines.”
“Here’s to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2003 look shockingly unslutty.”
“The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn’t real. I know that, and I also know that if I’m careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.”
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“I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day.”
“Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!”
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“I’m so happy that Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year!” said no teacher ever.”
“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”
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“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
“As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light.”
“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
“I put the costume on and said ‘It’s not very comfortable, but it looks amazing,’ so it’s all good.”
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“Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.”
“Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title.”
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“Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!”
“I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.”
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“I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house.”
“We were a family that made our Halloween costumes. Or, more accurately, my mother made them. She took no suggestions or advice. Halloween costumes were her territory. She was the brain behind my brother’s winning girl costume, stuffing her own bra with newspapers for him to wear under a cashmere sweater and smearing red lipstick on his lips.”
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“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.
“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
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The Monsters Will Feast On Your Blood This Halloween! Well, Maybe They Won'T, But They Will Make Cocktails With It.
“If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.”
“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
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“As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away.”
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
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“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”
“Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.”
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“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.”
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
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“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do!”
“On Halloween, don’t you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don’t eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people’s houses. That used to be such a tease.”
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“But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.”
“October, tuck tiny candy bars in my pockets and carve my smile into a thousand pumpkins…. Merry October!”
When The Cool Western Wind Blows Through The Trees On All Hallow'S Eve, The Townspeople Feel The Spirits Slowly Crawling Up Their Spines.
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“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
“I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.”
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“If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.”
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”
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“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.”
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“Eat, drink and be scary.”
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“The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.”
“It’s Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn’t wake next to something scary this morning.”
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“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.”
“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”
“Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween every day.”
“Danger doesn’t lurk at every corner; it’s just hanging out, waiting for Fear and Horror to show up. Have a Scary Halloween!”
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“When the little monsters come knocking on your door, tell them to scram—forever more! Happy Halloween!”
“I know a vampire’s bad for me, but she did a little dance. I didn’t know if I was scared, but something moved in my pants.”
“The goosebumps you feel when walking through a cemetery on Halloween are the undead’s eyes watching your every move.”
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“The dead shall rise again on Halloween, and they will take vengeance on those who sent them to their eternal resting place.”
“Happy Halloween to you…Hope it is a “spook” tacular one! Enjoy the yummy treats!”
“Witches and warlocks, spirits and specters; give us some treats or prepare for some hecklers!”
“Don’t let any vampires suck the fun out of your night…have a frightfully festive Halloween!”
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“Don’t look now, but there’s no floor beneath you! Oops, sorry! Happy Halloween!”
“Black cats skitter and ghouls patter by, it’s time to celebrate as All Hallow’s Eve has arrived!”
“The witches and goblins are near! What a night of frightful cheers! Spread some spooky queers! For Halloween is here!”
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“When the gates of Hell open on Halloween, your only hope for survival is to remain within the confines of your home.”
“I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.”
“Here’s to you having a frightfully pleasant Halloween.”
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“If you’ve got your toilet paper guarded and kept under lock and key, it must be Halloween. Happy Halloween!”
“Zombie this, zombie that, why bother with the undead? Many a person has said that before one makes a snack out of his head.”
“If you have no time to buy a costume, go to your Halloween party in a suit, and say you’re a hit man. Happy Halloween!”
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“Even if you don’t hand out trick-or-treats for Halloween, look at it this way: It’s the only time of the year all the candy is on sale.”
“If you’re not doing enough of the scaring on Halloween, prepare to be scared yourself. Happy Halloween!”
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“You are going to be such an amazing princess this year! I hope you get lots of great candy and have a spectacular time! Happy Halloween! Let that tiara shine!”
“May your jack-o-lantern burn bright all through the night! Happy Halloween… hope it’s the best one yet!”
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“There’s nothing wrong with funny Halloween costumes. Going dressed as a hot dog will surely get some laughs.”
“I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks…enjoy the candy and festivities!”
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“The monsters will feast on your blood this Halloween! Well, maybe they won’t, but they will make cocktails with it.”
“It’s positively ghastly outside. It must be Halloween! You have a good one!”
“Having a werewolf for a girlfriend isn’t bad. At least you know she’ll never tell you to shave without looking like a hypocrite.”
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“Creeping and crawling is no way to get through life, but it is the best way to enjoy Halloween.”
“Halloween is the one time of year where grown women can dress like hookers and no one will care. Happy Halloween images.!”
“I hope you have an un-boo-lievably fun Halloween! Eat lots of candy and have a great time! May you only receive treats and no black cats cross your path this Halloween. Have so much fun!”
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