One Liner Short Whatsaap Fb status Quotes
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11/14/2016
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November 14, 2016
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☛ One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
☛ I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
☛ I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
☛ I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
☛ I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
☛ I am not lucky. I am blessed.
☛ Service is the rent we pay to live
☛ Every burden is a blessing for me.
☛ There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
☛ A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
☛ If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
☛ Share your Intentions not your Identity.
☛ Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
☛ Dream more while you are awake.
☛ I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
☛ Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
☛ My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
☛ Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
☛ The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
☛ Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
☛ Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
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☛ Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
☛ Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
☛ Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
☛ Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
☛ Silence is better than lies.
☛ Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
☛ I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
☛ You can do anything, but not everything.
☛ I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
☛ I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
☛ I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
☛ I am only good at hiding my feelings
☛ To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
☛ I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
☛ Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
☛ Aspire to inspire before you expire
☛ Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
☛ Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
☛ I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
☛ A wise man can always be found alone
☛ Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
☛ I was born intelligent but education ruined me
☛ Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
☛ I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
☛ I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
☛ I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
☛ I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
☛ I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
☛ I am only good at hiding my feelings
☛ I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
☛ I am responsible for my own happiness
☛ I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
☛ It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
☛ I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
☛ Down to earth but still above you all.
☛ Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
☛ I like cars with edges and women with curves
☛ Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
☛ Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
☛ A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
☛ Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
☛ Be smarter than your smartphone
☛ I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
☛ I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
☛ You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
☛ Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
