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Posted 11/26/2016 Last Updated On: 2016-11-27T05:24:12Z

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1. Remixing a Remix… makes it normal.

2. The early bird might get the worm, but the 2nd mouse will surely get the cheese.

3. Love’s nothing for a tennis player.

4. When you eat a banana, never ever make eye contact.

5. The reason I’m fat coz a thin body could not handle my personality.

6. While you’re looking for a Remote… You don’t trust anybody.

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7. God’s really great & creative… Just look at me!

8. Am fantaastic as I drink Fantaa.

9. People now-a-days look for WiFi rather than a Wife.

10. While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.

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12. Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

13. Remember, When the going gets tough… The tough gets going!

14. A relationship in which a person is always right & the other is Husband – Marriage.

15. I don’t always look for my phone… But when I do, it’s on Silent mode.

16. Why there isn’t a day between Saturday & Sunday? I really need it.

17. Putting a Lol at the end wipes off your comment’s harshness.

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18. You cannot always make a person laugh, unles you’re a joker.

19. Don’t follow the herd, just be you!

20. BiTextual people texts to two people at a time.

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22. You should always do what’s right and not what’s easy.

23. You both are as useless as ‘a’ & ‘y’ in OKAY.

24. Don’t sleep until you’re hungry and eat until you’re asleep.

25. Sometimes all you need is an empty place – for farting.

26. The Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

27. ‘Seen’ is the best ignorance SI unit.

28. Don’t waste your time looking at my status.

29. Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

30. Your attitude defines ur day.

31. Diets are hard because I get hungry.

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32. I don’t have a bad handwriting… That’s my Calligraphy!

33. Just be who you are… Not who the world wants you to be.

34. Don’t count your chickens until the eggs hatch.

35. Success mantra = happy customer.

36. You are unique to you… Be you!

37. Maintaining a ‘Take it easy’ attitude can do wonders to your life.

38. Stop looking here… Do some work instead!

39. I’m not that happy while everyone is.

40. I am awesome to me always.

41. Go get some work done instead of looking at my funny whatsapp status messages.

42. The road which is less traveled is less traveled for a reason indeed.

43. New generation – Smartphones & Lazy people.

44. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude!

45. Life’s too short… Enjoy it!

46. Start living life before you’re old.

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47. Don’t judge a person without walking a mile in his shoes.

48. Success comes first than work… in a dictionary.

49. Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

50. A black cat does the job of stopping people effectively than a RED signal.

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51. I’ll win definitely… if not immediately

52. Hey Math, try to solve problems on your own. I am sick and tired of doing it for you.

53. The road to success is and will always be under construction unless you find a way out.

54. Born to express and not to impress.

55. If you can’t stop the waves. Why not learn to surf!

56. People try to bring you down if and only if you’re above them.

57. I didn’t fail… It was my First Attempt In Learning.

58. You need not prove you’re good.

59. Actions speak louder than words.

60. Silent persons are said to have loudest minds.