Fb status, Short Status Quotes for Fb
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When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
You and me make a wonderful WE
Love is blind but loving people is not made 😎
Born to express not to impress.
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows
I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back
You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me. 😆
The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
You and me make a wonderful WE
Love is blind but loving people is not made 😎
Born to express not to impress.
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
love status for fb
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows
I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back
You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me. 😆
Best fb status
The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
funny facebook status
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
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Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor
