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Funny quotes about boredom

➤ A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. ― Gian Vincenzo Gravina

➤ A bore is a man who has nothing to say and says it anyway. ― Anonymous

➤ A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. ― Bert Leston Taylor

➤ A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. ― Henry Ford

➤ A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. ― John Updike

➤ Against boredom the gods themselves fight in vain. ― Friedrich Nietzsche

➤ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. ― Chuck Palahniuk

➤ All kinds are good except the kind that bores you. ― Voltaire

➤ Anyone bored these days is not paying attention." ― Bill Copeland

➤ Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. ― Dale Carnegie

➤ Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. ― Ambrose Bierce

➤ Boredom and fatigue are great historical forces. ― Jacques Barzun

➤ Boredom comes from a boring mind.” ― Metallica

➤ Boredom flourishes too, when you feel safe. It's a symptom of security. ― Eugene Ionesco

➤ Boredom is a disease of the mind and psyche, an insidious disease. It not only takes the joy out of life, but the creativity as well. No one of God's children should ever be bored with life. ― Unknown Source

➤ Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it. ― Bertrand Russell

➤ Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always. ― Guy Debord

➤ Boredom is an emptiness filled with insistence. ― Leo Stein

➤ Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination: both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other. ― Susan Sontag

➤ Boredom is like a pitiless zooming in on the epidermis of time. Every instant is dilated and magnified like the pores of the face. ― Jean Baudrillard

➤ Boredom is my worst enemy. It's killed a lot of my friends, but it won't get me. When I get bored, I go risk my life somewhere. ― LARRY NIVEN

➤ Boredom is not an end-product, is comparatively rather an early stage in life and art. You've got to go by or past or through boredom, as through a filter, before the clear product emerges. ― Anonymous

➤ Boredom is nothing but the experience of a paralysis of our productive powers. ― ERICH FROMM

➤ Boredom is the conviction that you can’t change…the shriek of unused capacities. ― Saul Bellow

➤ Boredom is the deadliest poison. ― WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY

➤ Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. ― Walter Benjamin

➤ Boredom is the fear of self. ― Marie Josephine de Suin

➤ Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is." ― Thomas Szasz

➤ Boredom is the root of all evil ― the despairing refusal to be oneself. ― Soren Kierkegaard

Funny quotes on boredom

➤ Boredom is the self being stuffed with itself. ― WALKER PERCY

➤ Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism" ― – Wendell Phillips

➤ Boredom: the desire for desires. ― Count Leo Tolstoy

➤ Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. ― Don Marquis

➤ Bores can be divided into two classes: those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject." ― Alan Alexander Milne

➤ Earth's nothing more than a rotating ball of boredom. ― Star Trek

➤ Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair. ― C.C. Colton

➤ Ennui is the disease of hearts without feeling, and of minds without resources. ― Marie-Jeanne Roland

➤ Ennui, the demon, waited at the threshold of his noiseless refuge, and drove away the stirring hopes and elivening expectations, which form the better part of life. ― MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHELLEY

➤ Every hero becomes a bore at last. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

➤ Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. ― Frank Moore Colby

➤ Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. ― Charles Baudelaire

➤ Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. ― George Saunders

➤ He had been bored, that's all, bored like most people. Hence he had made himself out of whole cloth a life full of complications and drama. ― Albert Camus

Boredom quotes funny

➤ He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest. ― Unknown Source

➤ I am bored with gabbers and their gab; my soul abhors them. . . . Is there any place where there is no traffic in empty talk? Is there on this earth one who does not worship himself talking?" ― Kahlil Gibran

➤ I am convinced that boredom is one of the greatest tortures. If I were to imagine Hell, it would be the place where you were continually bored. ― Erich Fromm

➤ I am never bored anywhere: being bored is an insult to oneself. ― Jules Renard

➤ I don't think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice. ― Lina Wertmuller

➤ I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. ― Lenny Bruce

➤ I think what we call the dulness of things is a disease in ourselves. Else how could any one find an intense interest in life? And many do. ― GEORGE ELIOT

➤ I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom. ― Thomas Carlyle

➤ If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored. ― – Fresco's Law

➤ If you're bored with life — you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things — you don't have enough goals." ― Lou Holtz

➤ I'm afraid of nothing except being bored." ― Greta Garbo

➤ In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. ― Richard Bach

➤ In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom…Make no mistake; all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S. ― William Seward Burroughs

➤ Is boredom anything less than the sense of one's faculties slowly dying?" ― John Berger

➤ Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves? ― Friedrich Nietzsche

➤ Is not life a hundred times too short to bore ourselves?" ― Friedrich Nietzsche

➤ It is only a step from boredom to disillusionment, which leads naturally to self-pity, which in turn ends in chaos. ― Manly Hall

➤ I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom." ― Thomas Carlyle

➤ I've lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate." ― John Steinbeck

➤ Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. ― Wayne Dyer

➤ Love fed fat soon turns to boredom. ― Ovid

➤ Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. ― Susan Ertz

➤ My despair is less despair than boredom and loneliness. ― Anthony Swofford, Jarhead

➤ No man should go through life without once experiencing healthy, even bored solitude in the wilderness, finding himself depending solely on himself and thereby learning his true and hidden strength. ― – Jack Kerouac

➤ Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true. ― William Inge

➤ One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. ― Muriel Spark

➤ One wonders what would happen in a society in which there were no rules to break. Doubtless everyone would quickly die of boredom. ― Susan Howitch

➤ Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore. ― Sir Cecil Beaton

➤ Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination. ― Lin Yutang

➤ Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. ― Evelyn Waugh

➤ She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring. ― Zelda Fitzgerald

➤ Society is now one polished horde,Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored. ― LORD BYRON

➤ Someone's boring me. I think it's me. ― Dylan Thomas

➤ The Beatles saved the world from boredom. ― George Harrison

➤ The boredom occasioned by too much restraint is always preferable to that produced by an uncontrolled enthusiasm for a pointless variety. ― Osbert Lancaster

➤ The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. ― H. L. Mencken

➤ The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom. ― C. Northcote Parkinson

➤ The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ― Dorothy Parke

➤ The merely well-informed man is the most useless bore on God's earth." ― Alfred Whitehead

➤ The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. ― Henry Kissinger

➤ The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. ― Nancy Astor

➤ The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. ― Voltaire

➤ The truth is that everyone is bored, and devotes himself to cultivating habits. ― Albert Camus, The Plague

➤ The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. ― Arthur Schopenhauer

➤ The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war. ― Norman Mailer

➤ There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.” ― G.K. Chesterton

➤ There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror. ― Orson Welles

➤ There’s no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes, Crazy, yes. But there’s no excuse for boredom, ever. ― Viggo Mortensen

➤ They say that death kills you, But death doesn't kill you. Boredom and indifference kill you. ― Iggy Pop

➤ To do the same thing over and over is not only boredom; it is to be controlled by rather than to control what you do." ― Heraclitus

➤ Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity. ― R. I. Fitzhenry

➤ Unless a man has been taught what to do with success after getting it, the achievement of it must inevitably leave him a prey to boredom." ― Bertrand Russell

➤ Want and boredom are indeed the twin poles of human life. ― ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER

➤ When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. ― -Steven Wright

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