Looking to add a touch of humor to your loved one's birthday celebration? Look no further than our collection of funny birthday wishes! While an actual present might be the ideal gift, a good laugh is always a close second.
Whether you're celebrating a birthday for him, her, or a family member, our funny birthday messages wishes are sure to bring a smile to their face. Need to jazz up a gift bag? Our short wishes are the perfect way to add some extra laughs to their special day.
These hilarious wishes can be used as-is or serve as inspiration for a personalized birthday messages. So go ahead, sign that card, light those candles, and get ready to party! Let the laughter flow and watch as your loved one's birthday celebration becomes even more memorable.
Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now, Are you a cheese, no? Are you wine, no? Or are you a scotch! Well, then why do you worry? Smile and enjoy your birthday, Happy birthday to you!
As this is another birthday, I think get a bigger cake next time, The candles should also fit on the cake right, Just kidding, Happy birthday!
Birthday without cakes, candles, and balloons, is nothing. So, today be ready to get a chocolate facial because all the cream of your cake will be applied on your dear face. I will organise and complete the whole task with a little (or more) help from others. I was just hoping where will you take us for the treat! You know what? Being your best friend, I am appointing myself to do that honour. Just bestow me the opportunity to use your credit card. Then everything will go smoothly. So, Happy Birthday my dearest prank-star and I shall see you tonight.
Birthdays actually make you feel bright Your mood lifts up with that light The other day you have to suffer When you are in a state of shock That your birthday left you a year older Haha.. Think about it my dear Wishing you a happiest birthday!
Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!
Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.
Do you even remember what your age was? When you were small? Like five or six, so multiply that by four now, Oh! I just gave up your age right, Wish you a lovely birthday, Keep smiling!
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Do you know as you get old on your birthday, Four things will happen to you, First is your memory loss, And other things you would not remember because of memory loss, Lol! Wish you a lovely birthday, Have a great day!
Do you know that every year on your birthday you get a little wiser? So, why do you behave in such an insane manner? Lol! Wishing you a super birthday, Have a lovely day!
Do you know that wine tastes great when old? Hey! So what if you are aging with time, You will look good right, Don't take it to your heart, Wish you a very happy birthday, Keep smiling all day!
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We're both getting old, but why keep track. Happy birthday!
Every day we celebrate you... but today, you get a card.
Happy National (Co-Worker's Name) Day!
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There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
So many candles, so little cake!
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Happy birthday to Mom and Dad’s second-favorite (son/daughter).
Happy birthday, (Mom/Dad)! And thank you for the genetics that gave me these good looks.
Happy birthday to my (son/daughter), who is smart, kind, funny...and reminds me a lot of myself.
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Do you know what your actual age is? Well you act like you are twenty five, You tell me you are sixteen, Sometimes you act like five, So your total age is forty six, Lol.. just kidding, Wish you a super birthday, Have fun!
Do you think you look the best? I mean still look the best? Have you seen the mirror? Oh wait it cracked up right, Happy birthday to you! Stay blessed in life!
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Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.
Don't feel bad when I compare you with wine, The older the wine gets, the better it tastes, Happy birthday dear!
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Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout 'Its my birthday!'
Growing old with every Birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time. Happy Birthday! Have a great one.
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Happiest birthday to you May you smile all through Though your face is not good When you smile, you look so bad It's better to smile my dear Rather than looking so sad I wish you well for this day May you have an amazing day!
Happy birthday Have a nice day But, why did you get so many candles for yourself, The cake is so small, Just kidding, Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday have an awesome day, But,one advice for you, Start acting like your real age :)LOL
Happy birthday to you, Where is the party all new, Let there be cheer sound, Oh sorry I started without you, Lol.. Happy birthday to you, Have a lovely day!
Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!
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Happy birthday to you, Let me confess something to you, Sorry to say, I forgot this day, But, Facebook messaged me the date, So thanks to Facebook, Enjoy and have a nice day!
Have you observed that I've been talking to you so nicely since the past week? I hope you're inviting me to your Birthday party tomorrow. Happy Birthday!
Hey Facebook just now reminded me that it's your birthday, I hope all the people look at the right hand upper corner, So, wish you a very Happy birthday, Have a lovely day!
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Hey happy birthday, ok so you are not fifty yet, I will tell everyone that you are eighteen, But, you have thirty two years of experience, Have a great birthday enjoy!
Hey Old man, how is your memory doing nowadays? I was thinking if you are still capable enough to remember your birthday or not! Who cares? I remember the day. That should be enough for everybody else in our gang. On this day, I wish you and bless you with all my heart. So Goofy, Have a very Happy Birthday.
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Hey the past is gone, so please let it go, The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show, And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you, But, hope you have a lovely day so new, Happy birthday to you!
Hey! So excited for your birthday, Got you this wonderful looking cake, What it is not eaten from both the sides, Cakes come in all shapes and sizes, Forget it, Happy birthday to you! Stay blessed in life!
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I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!
I genuinely hope that from today, you start gathering experiences in your head like you never have for all these years! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.
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I have heard, As you age, you get wiser, That means you are now an official philosopher, Happy birthday!
I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday, Keep smiling the whole day today, Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday, Hahaha.. Wish you a lovely birthday, Have a nice day!
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I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday, Not because you would feel good, Because I don't want others to feel superior, Just kidding! Have an awesome day, Wish you a very happy birthday!
I may have ignored you for the whole year on Facebook, But, my notification alerts me on your birthday.. Lol So, wish you a very Happy birthday, Have an extra awesome day!
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I want to tell you something very special on your birthday Shh!.. It's a secret, Ok. Smile till you have teeth then you won't be able to, Haha.. Happy birthday have a nice one!
I was going to get an amazing gift for you Then I thought you do not deserve it Who will waste money for a person like you Haha.. Don't you fret my dear I was just kidding a bit Wish you all the luck and happiness in life Wish you have an amazing life Happy birthday to you!
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I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.
I would urge you to forget about your past, It won't come back, Forget about your coming future, You don't know what will happen, And, please forget about present, Coz I did not get it for you.. Lol! Happy birthday to you!
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If God created you for a special purpose, that purpose has still not been achieved! Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.
If I'd known that you were going to live this long, I would never have given you that expensive gift last year. Happy Birthday!
If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!
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It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.
It's your birthday I am super happy, But, I wish I knew your age, Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers, Lol.. Happy birthday to you, Have an awesome day!
Now, it has been proved? What? That those who live longer in life, Have the most amazing birthdays ever, What if they are old.. Lol, Wish you a very happy birthday, Have an amazing day!
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On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.
People of your age would usually be called old, but don't worry, makeup will do a good job for you. Happy Birthday!
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People say that love is the most important thing in life, And you don't need anything else to survive So, still are you expecting a gift from me? My love is enough for you, right? Happy birthday to you! Stay blessed in life!
Since I believe in KISS ? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!
Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.
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Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.
Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.
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The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!
Two things in the world that come to you without any reason are blood pressure and age. You'd rather prefer the latter than the former! Happy Birthday.
We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!
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What are the two most important things that I pray for you today? That you get lots of happiness from the Almighty and a great Birthday gift from your friends. Happy Birthday!
What! I haven't eaten your cake, Don't you know cakes come in any shapes and different weird sizes? And, you thought.Lol Happy birthday..Was just kidding, Have a lovely day!
When I go to a shop, I buy more gifts for myself, Looks like your birthday is an expensive affair, But, don't worry, because it's all worth it, Happy birthday, Keep smiling!
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While you grow old with each passing year, we also hope that you simultaneously grow up! How's that for a Birthday wish? Haha. Happy Birthday!
Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the latter precedes the former, then it's a disaster and if the former precedes the latter, it's annoying! May you get the right amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday!
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Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.
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With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.
With every passing year, are you become wiser or are you just growing old? Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
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You can't go back and change the Way you look my friend How many times you change your look You are going to look the same You know that you look funny Weird and little strange Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday Have a lovely day!
You don't look like your age you know, I don't have many lies to show, Please give me what I have asked you for this! Hahaha..Wish you a very happy birthday, Have a super day!
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You just remember things that Do not bother you any way Your age is one of them my dear Second is the way you will approach today I know because you are getting old So I wish you have a great birthday today May you have an amazing day Wishing you a very happy birthday!
You know there is a huge similarity between you and your birthday cake, Well, both are sweet, you got scared. Lol! Wish you a very happy birthday, Have an awesome day!
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Your Birthday is Mother Nature's way of telling you to look into the mirror more often. Happy Birthday! Have a super year ahead.
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Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on leveling up... err - happy birthday!
Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you up?"
Happy Birthday to a (Mom/Dad) who is smart, funny and good-looking, from a (daughter/son) who inherited all your best qualities.
I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now. You’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
The worst thing about growing old is listening to your children's advice.
May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
Happy anniversary of the day you escaped mom's womb!
I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so boring without you there to watch.
I remembered your birthday without Facebook! Go me!
Happy birthday from your favorite child.
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