Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Funny New Year Quotes Messages Wishes With Images Pictures

2022-03-07T00:57:18Z
Are you looking for funny new year quotes? then you are at the right place. We have come up with a handpicked collection of new year funny quotes and happy valentines day images.

New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!

New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year

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"I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one."

"I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year"!

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funny new year quotes
"This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year."

"Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you."

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"May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!"

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions ."

"It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away."

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No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyways.

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funny new year quotes
So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year.

I wish even your success amount comes on my account and the right hands can spend them this upcoming year. Happy New Year.

Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from the virtual ones. Have a great year!

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May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.

If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!

Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and wants to see you smiling always.

Here’s a new year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so they can be spent by the right hands. Happy new year!

Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

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Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!

New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!

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I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”

“This New Year I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. “

“I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.”

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“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”

“This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”

“After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”

New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”

“I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”

“This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”

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new year funny quotes
“As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”

“May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

“If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!”

“This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”

“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”

“This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”

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“I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”

“May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”

“This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!”

“This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!

“May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”

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new year funny quotes
“This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!”

“If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”

“This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.”

“Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”

“This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”

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new year funny quotes
“May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”

"Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness."

"Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!"

"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits."

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"Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!"

"I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!"

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"Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true."

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"I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend."

"You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!"

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