Inspirational & Funny Christmas Captions For Instagram

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I wasn’t made for winter.

If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…

'Tis the season to be freezing.

Wake me up when it’s summer.

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!” — A Christmas Story

“Bah, Humbug!” — A Christmas Carol

“Winter is coming.” — Game of Thrones

Keep calm and winter on!

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”

“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”

“Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.”

“Children of winter never grow old.”
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Baby, it’s cold outside!

“We’re walkin’ in a winter wonderland” *insert music emoticon*

“Jack Frost nipping at your nose.”

It’s not about who would let me, it’s about who will stop me?

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Great friends happen because you’re a great friend too.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.

The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a scotch.

It’s been one blur of fun.

It’s Coffee O’Clock!

And so the adventure begins…

Treat yourself as a Queen, and you’ll attract a King.

Good shoes take you good places.

I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.

You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”

Daydream believer…

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Well played.

Nevermind the milk & cookies…

We woulda been here faster Santa but we got behind a slow moving sleigh on our way in to the North Pole

"Ho! Ho! Ho! You guys are fast. I've been looking for some new employees" Santa turns and looks at Rudolph.

Santa asking about your 'freaky-fast' secrets!!

Ho, ho, ho-ly smokes that was fast!

Hurry up with that camera, you're slowing down our delivery time!

Just in the Nick of time.

Jimmy John's - Even faster than Santa.

Santawich.

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Say “Yes” to new adventures.

My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

Bad choices make good stories.

Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.

Fri-nally! (on Friday).

Kinda classy, kinda hood.

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