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Posted September 30, 2017 Updated: June 1, 2025

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It's Saturday, Good Morning: Here you will find our awesome collection of saturday funny quoteshappy Saturday Images, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Everybody is excited on weekends, because no work, no school, no tension, just relax whole day. in this post we share saturday funny quotes images we hope you will enjoy these funny saturday memes and quotes and Feel free to share images and quotations to your partner, family and friends on Facebook, Twitter.

Hope you have relaxing weekend.

Sleep less and dream more.

The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.

I loved those Saturday mornings when the hardest decision was which cereal to eat and what cartoon to watch.

Good morning beautiful souls be kind to yourself today.

A meal without wine is called breakfast.

Saturday is a day to remember at all placed to be remembered with unforgettable people.

Never search your happiness in others wish will feel make you alone, rather search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are left alone.

Saturdays are for doing absolutely nothing—and doing it like a champ.

I’m not saying I’m lazy, but Saturday agrees with me.

My Saturday workout? Running late to brunch.

Saturday is the only day where naps count as productivity.

If Saturday had a job, it would be the CEO of relaxation.

Saturdays: because being productive is for weekdays.

Saturday: when coffee becomes a cuddle buddy.

I love Saturdays like cats love knocking stuff off shelves.

Happy Saturday! I’ve already achieved so much by getting out of bed… at noon.

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If Saturday was a person, I’d swipe right every time.

Some heroes wear capes. Mine wears Saturday pajamas.

Calories don’t count on Saturdays. It’s science (probably).

Saturdays are just Fridays in denial… with naps.

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When your body naturally wakes Up at 8 am on saturday mornings Why!?!?!

Saturday Funny Quotes

Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are; it solely relies on what you think.

Morning has broken and Mr coffee has spoken.

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Lovely lazy long weekend.

Weekend doesn’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Holy Saturday in stillness earth awaits the resurrection.

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Wishes for beautiful and blessed Saturday.

God said you don’t have to worry about love. as long as I’m existing, you’ll be loved.

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As the dawn breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may god shower you his blessing of love and lead you always to the right path.

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I miss Saturday morning, rolling of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit getting my car washed, taking walks.

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Today i will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.

It’s Saturday the only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.

For his merciful kindness the great towards and the truth of the lord endured for ever praise the lord.

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I enjoy Saturday night racing.

It’s Saturday and you know what that means you don’t have to inhale your coffee you can sip it.

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Do what makes you happy. be with who makes you smile. laugh as mush as you breathe. love as long as you live.

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Life is short, grab a friend and do whatever excites your spirit and makes your soul sing with joy.

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I’m off to club bed featuring Dj pillow and Mc blank.

May god’s blessings shine upon today?

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Saturday is night to go out and play, so get out there and play.

A day on a Jupiter’s moon last less than 5 hours, just like Saturday and Sunday on earth.

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Well hello weekend I’m happy to see you.

Every moment is a new beginning.

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It’s Saturday we were Europhobic and perfect the day that we lost our souls.

Happy Saturday Quotes

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

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When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom.

Enjoy every bit of today giggle and smile, forget about not so good things in life, and simply enjoy it.

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The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do.

Saturday Morning Quotes

Today is Saturday write a word that begins with the letters:”sa”.

I like people who smile when it’s raining.

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement , improve your attitude toward your family.

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Weekend is over. time to work how about no.

Life moves pretty fast if you don’t stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.

If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be fit by Saturday night.

Saturdays: proof that we earned our chill badge this week.

Saturday goals: Wake. Stretch. Yawn. Repeat.

Me on Saturday: 1% productive, 99% snack-powered.

Saturday: when your fridge becomes your best friend again.

Don’t disturb. I’m busy being horizontal. It’s Saturday.

I wasn’t made for Mondays. I was handcrafted for Saturdays.

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Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

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Saturday: when your bed holds you hostage and you don’t even mind.

If Saturday had a theme song, it’d be "Snooze Button Symphony."

My hobbies include sleeping in and pretending I had plans. Happy Saturday!

Saturday is just a code word for "Too lazy to function."

On Saturdays, calories and responsibilities don't exist. Science.

My brain on Saturday: 10% functioning, 90% brunch planning.

Why be productive when it's Saturday and doing nothing is free?

I love Saturdays more than my Wi-Fi—and that says a lot.

Saturday status: Coffee first, adulting later (or never).

Saturdays are made for breakfast at noon and naps at 3.

Saturday: a weekly excuse to stay in pajamas all day long.

I had goals for today, but my couch was feeling emotionally needy.

Weekends are proof that God wants us to nap and snack responsibly.

Happy Saturday! I'm still in yesterday’s clothes and proud of it.

Saturday’s spirit animal? A sloth with a coffee addiction.

My weekend workout: lifting remote controls and snack bags.

I whisper sweet nothings to my bed every Saturday morning.

Saturday: because Friday night’s decisions need recovery time.

Saturdays are for ignoring alarms and adult responsibilities.

Saturday motto: If I move too fast, I might spill my coffee.

It’s not procrastination if it’s Saturday—it’s tradition.

Saturday forecast: 100% chance of avoiding pants.

Saturday—the only day where doing nothing feels like an achievement.

Happy Saturday! I’m booked… with my couch and a pizza.

Saturday: where cleaning is optional and relaxing is mandatory.

Productivity level: I thought about vacuuming… then took a nap.

Saturday: when your to-do list becomes a not-today list.

I love long walks to the fridge on Saturday mornings.

Saturday is when I become a professional binge-watcher.

I don’t snore. I dream loudly—especially on Saturdays.

Saturday is just Sunday’s funnier, better-dressed cousin.

My alarm clock on Saturday: LOL, you’re funny.

If Saturday had a job, it would be CEO of Chill Mode.

Saturday is basically a vacation day with lower expectations.

Do I want to go out? No. It's Saturday. I'm already out of ambition.

Saturday plan: coffee, couch, cancel everything else.

Happy Saturday! Don’t worry—the chores can wait… forever.

Saturday: the only day I pretend yoga pants are real clothes.

Weekdays: rise and grind. Saturday: rise and recline.

Saturday energy: vibes only, logic later.

I only run on Saturdays… out of snacks.

Weekend status: officially horizontal and proud.

I didn’t choose the lazy life. The lazy life chose my Saturday.

Saturday is for pressing pause on adulting and play on cartoons.

I woke up smiling because Saturday lets me be weird in peace.

It’s Saturday! Time to schedule nothing and cancel everything.

If laughter is medicine, Saturday is the full prescription.

I love Saturdays like introverts love canceled plans.

Saturday: when your socks don’t match, and nobody cares.

If Saturdays had a motto: “Do less, smile more.”

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