A beautiful morning can simply be made by doing simple things like going through uplifting literature like quotes, sayings and among others. In most cases, how you start your day is very fundamental because it set the mood for the rest of the day. Among the ways that guarantees you to a start on the right foot, good morning funny quotes are pretty much paramount for a happy set up of the day. Below are best funny morning quotes that will surely make your day
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.― Jim Davis
I’m about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler.― Jarod Kintz
No! I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!― Anthony Liccione
I’ll run until my feet go numb, but by God i’ll finish what i have begun
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.― Ursula Le Guin
I was gonna take over the world this Moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.― Suburban Men
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.― Konrad Lorenz
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.― Anonymous
Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke". Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.― Gehenna Toss
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I deleted all the perfect people yesterday. Good morning train wrecks! Y'all need coffee or what?
Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves!
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Coffee: A warm? delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.
Dear god I've been very good no grumpy thoughts, no swearing, no smacking people in the head, and no whining at all. but i'm about to get out of bed now, so I may need Your help with the rest of the day.
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“I always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning I'd be fishing!
I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early... I stay up late every night, regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.
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I always say 'MORNING' instead of 'GOOD MORNING' if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30 a.m. like nobody's business!
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Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.― Glen Cook
A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. ― Marcia Carrington
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“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” ― Marlo Thomas
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“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clock in one day.” ― Terry Pratchett
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”― Moss Hart
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“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”― Kristen Chandler
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”― James Lileks
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.― Dorothy Parker
It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.― H.G. Wells
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.― Punit Ghadge
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Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.― Phil Dunphy
Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.― Richard Whately
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I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.― Jarod Kintz
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!― Fulton J. Sheen
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Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.― Rachel Caine
Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.― Mitch Hedburg
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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.― Robert Frost
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.― Bob Dole
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.― Benjamin Franklin
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.― Groucho Marx
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work― Robert Orben
If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.― Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.― Mark Twain
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.― Lewis Black
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.― T. S. Eliot
My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.― Willie Geist
Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.― Catherynne M. Valente
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.― Pablo Picasso
The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.― Edward Packard, Jr.
Coffee is a language in itself.― Jackie Chan
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.― David Lynch
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.― James Marsden
Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?― Jeanette Winterson
Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.― Tony Smite
Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.― Catherynne Valente
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.― Robert Orben
Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.― Harvey Mackay
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.― Winston Churchill
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