39 Funny Good Morning Quotes to Jumpstart Your Day

A beautiful morning can simply be made by doing simple things like going through uplifting literature like quotes, sayings and among others. In most cases, how you start your day is very fundamental because it set the mood for the rest of the day. Among the ways that guarantees you to a start on the right foot, funny good morning quotes are pretty much paramount for a happy set up of the day. Below are 39 funny good morning quotes that will surely make your day

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.Jim Davis

I’m about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. LIke a true hustler.Jarod Kintz

No! I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!Anthony Liccione

I’ll run until my feet go numb, but by God i’ll finish what i have begun

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.Ursula Le Guin

I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.Suburban Men

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.Konrad Lorenz

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.Anonymous

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke". Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.Gehenna Toss

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.Punit Ghadge
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.? - Jim Davis Quote

Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.Phil Dunphy

Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.Richard Whately

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.Glen Cook

Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.

I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.Jarod Kintz

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!Fulton J. Sheen

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart Quote

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.Rachel Caine

Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.Mitch Hedburg

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.― T. S. Eliot Quote

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.Robert Frost

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.Bob Dole

Coffee is a language in itself.― Jackie Chan Quote

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.Benjamin Franklin

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.Groucho Marx

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.― David Lynch Quote

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to workRobert Orben

If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.Mark Twain

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.? - Winston Churchill Quote

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.Mark Twain

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.Lewis Black

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.― Lewis Black Quote

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.T. S. Eliot

My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.Willie Geist

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.? - Punit Ghadge Quote

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.Catherynne M. Valente

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.Pablo Picasso

Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.? - Richard Whately Quote

The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.Edward Packard, Jr.

Coffee is a language in itself.Jackie Chan

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.― Ursula K. Le Guin Quote

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.David Lynch

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.James Marsden

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.? -Glen Cook Quote

Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?Jeanette Winterson

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.Tony Smite

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.Catherynne Valente

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.Robert Orben

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine - Sam Sundquist Quote

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.Harvey Mackay

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.Winston Churchill

you have to get up every morning and tell yourself i can do this.

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