Funny New Year 2018 Messages

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Funny New Year Wishes, Funny New Year Messages

Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”

“This New Year I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. “

“I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.”

“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”

“This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”

“After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”

New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”

“I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”

“This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”

“As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”

“May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

“If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!”

“This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”

“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”

“This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”

“I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”

“May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”

Funny New Year Message and Wishes 2017

“This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!”

“This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!

“May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”

“This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!”

“If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”

“This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.”

“Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”

“This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”

Funny New Year Greeting Messages

“May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”

"Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness."

"Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!"

"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits."

"Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!"

"I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!"

"Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true."

"I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend."

"May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!"

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions ."

"It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away."

"This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year."

"Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you."

"I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one."

"I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year"!

"You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!"

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