Funny Christmas Messages

Funny Christmas Messages, Funny Christmas Wishes, Funny Christmas One Liners Wishes, Funny Merry Christmas Messages, Funny Christmas Wishes Messages for Friends

A heart is always where the love is, This Christmas a love that will stay , Make things work in your favor , And you will really find a way , May this Christmas be more amazing for you Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way May all your wishes come true this day!

Another day when you will feel so blessed , You will feel the light of life , Another time when things will go , Will gather in the whale of time , Another time with happiness, And good energy your way , Wishing you Merry Christmas , With good cheer all the way!

Celebrate with party on your mind , Coz this season is one of a kind , Drink your favorite wine , And sing your favorite song aloud , Just stay happy and smile at the crowd , Coz it's the Christmas time ,Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Funny Christmas Messages

Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!

Christmas is all about laughter and candies for children, Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women, But for some people it's all about, credit card bills and expensive gifts , Haha..But still it's so much fun , Hey Christmas cheer has begun,, Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!

OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.

Christmas is finally back here! Let's make the most of it. Let's decorate our homes, light up the candles, wrap up the presents, but most importantly let us clean our hearts to invite Jesus in. Merry Christmas to you.

Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!

Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

Funny Christmas Wishes

Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2016!

I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...

This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!

Hope your Christmas is out of this world!

His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!

May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!

Funny Merry Christmas Messages

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!

Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!

Hey you two over there, , It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! , We're here to bring you holiday cheer , And wishes for a, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

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