Funny Christmas Sayings To Keep You Laughing

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Funny Christmas Sayings To Keep You Laughing

I wish Santa brings along lots of wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.

Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho the spirit never dies You know that you are feeling good This year I will have an amazing time With all my loved ones so near Christmas is surely magical Just like teddy and the bear Merry Christmas to everyone It is surely a great time!

If you want to spread the cheer Just sing along the songs my dear Bless everyone on your way Then you will have a super day You will have a super Christmas time Just as amazing time Wishing you a merry Christmas time!

Santa is on the way you know He may come so fast There are things that I need to do Not get in the process so vast Christmas is surely fun With all that cheer in the heart Wishing you an amazing Christmas time Have a super time This time just comes once a year!

Christmas is about opening gifts It is about opening of heart It is about opening the wine It is about opening the doors to loved ones Christmas looks like an open occasion When everyone has that smile All the way and every while Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa you know what I really want Then why do you come and flaunt And not give me the gifts that I need This Christmas I will stand on the door So that you can give me What I want..What I really wish and adore Will wait for you this Christmas!

Christmas is the season to chill, It's the season to drink some more It is the season to smile all through A feeling so good and new Just be as you are this time It is a jolly good Christmas time, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

My only wish for Santa this year is Classy things and awesome treats I do not want any clothes all repeat I am yearning for some good treats Hope you are listening, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Oh Santa, I have been really awesome all through this year, Ok, I have been average this year, Ok, I have been just ok this year, Forget it I will buy my own gift...Haha! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift Because I get a shock every day When I read your Facebook status and update Haha..I mean what I say, Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Oh Santa! Why don't you listen to me for once And give me what I want for Christmas I want lots of money and a thin figure Last time you did the opposite thing So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha! Merry Christmas to you!

Funny Christmas Sayings

This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and gifts. Merry Christmas.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Funny Christmas Sayings

Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.

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Funny Christmas Sayings

Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Sayings

I asked Santa for the most special gift in time. And, next morning I was there in the gift box. Merry Christmas to everyone around!

Funny Christmas Sayings

I wish Santa brings along a memorable time and wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Wish all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa bring joy and luck to you.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family

Funny Christmas Sayings

May all the stars descend from heaven into your home. Here's wishing you a joyous Christmas. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

Funny Christmas Sayings

Just like, what is sin without penance, What is Christmas without presents! May you receive loads of them. Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.― Winston Spear

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.― Andy Borowitz

Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.― Melanie White

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.― Guy Endore Kaiser

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.― Johnny Carson

I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.― Melanie White

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