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I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

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Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go…

Man makes money. Money make man mad.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

No one realizes the beauty of love, until you’re caught in it.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

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Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don’t exist.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

It’s better to be looked over, than overlooked.

Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion.

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!

I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you 😉

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!

The only person you are destined become is the person you decide to be.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7 😛 😀

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

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I learn from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😛

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

A goal properly set is halfway reached

A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.

If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed.

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

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When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way.

My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it.

Be the change you want to see in this world.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…

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God gave me life with beginner mode . Changed it to expert mode

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny!

The secret of change is to focus all your energy, Not on fighting the OLD, but on building the NEW.

Even the darkest night will end and Sun will rise

Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have