Smart Status, New Short Smart Quotes
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11/08/2016
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November 8, 2016
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Short smart quotes
➤ Smartness is a perfect beauty.
➤ Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't.
➤ Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
➤ Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.
➤ I can't follow the dreams.. Dreams can follow me...
➤ Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
➤ Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once
➤ The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Sally Berger
➤ You can't start a new chapter in your life if you're too busy dwelling on the past.
➤ Try and fail, but don't fail to try.
➤ Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin
➤ TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
➤ I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!
➤ life is full of d disappointments!
➤ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.
➤ To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money
➤ The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.
➤ Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it :)
➤ Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please
➤ It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..
➤ Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
➤ Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
➤ after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.
➤ Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!
Smart short quotes about life
➤ A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up
➤ I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
➤ I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S
➤ My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one
➤ I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken
➤ I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.
➤ There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.
➤ ___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.
➤ According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Funny Sayings, Quotes, and Phrases
➤ Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
➤ The road to success is always under construction.
➤ Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
➤ Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
➤ When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
➤ Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
➤ I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
➤ Death is hereditary.
➤ When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
➤ Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
➤ If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
➤ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
➤ I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
➤ Well-behaved women rarely make history.
➤ I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
➤ He who laughs last, didn't get it.
➤ We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
➤ I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
➤ Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
➤ You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
➤ He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
➤ Half of the people in the world are below average.
➤ I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
➤ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
➤ It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
➤ Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
➤ Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
➤ USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
➤ Constipated people don't give a crap.
➤ Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
➤ My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
➤ Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
➤ A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
➤ Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
➤ Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
➤ Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
➤ I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
➤ When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
➤ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
➤ If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
➤ I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
➤ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
➤ You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
➤ It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
➤ In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
➤ Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
➤ Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
➤ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
➤ Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
➤ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
➤ Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
➤ The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
➤ Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
➤ I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
➤ I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
➤ Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
➤ I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
➤ We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
➤ The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
➤ You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
➤ I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
➤ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
➤ To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
➤ Beauty is a light switch away . . .
➤ The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
➤ There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
➤ When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
➤ if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
➤ God created the world, everything else is made in China.
