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A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer. ~Sinclair Lewis

The other line moves faster. ~Etorre's Observation

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet. ~From the television show Sex and the City

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

Sale Price – What something costs when it is priced only slightly above what it is worth; also what something is priced at the day after we bought it at a higher price. ~Richard E. Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. "The Mudge," from "The Curmudgeon's Short Dictionary of Modern Phrases," c.2009

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.

Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money

Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.

I wanna go shopping.

I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.

I've been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.

RT if you're going Black Friday shopping!!

I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!

"I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again..." - Said by no girl ever.

Money doesn't bring happiness, but shopping does :-)

*Shopping online: "Ohhh niiicceeee and It's only $5!.....*Shipping: $100. "WTF!?"

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new
wardrobe.

Dear fridge, I'll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry

For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

I know it's only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.

Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.

Dear Bra companies, If I'm shopping for a 34D do you really think I need "Extreme Plunge Max

Lift" padding?! Sincerely, Just looking

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Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

You haven't felt pain unless you've gotten a shopping cart's wheel hit at the back of your heal.

Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

It's a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.

Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.

Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

*Shopping online*...Me: "Oh cool! And it's only $5! "*$15 shipping"..."What the f*ck!?"

Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags? Boys are stronger than girls? PLZ!

Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!

My motto in life, "Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!"