The best yo mama joke ever

Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers.

Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza… Hut.

Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the Nobel prize for stupidity.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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New Yo Mama So Fat Jokes


Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama so fat that she don’t need the internet she’s already world wide.

Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.

Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious.

Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid.

best yo mama joke ever


Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi

Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.

best Yo mama jokes


Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go the other way.

Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, every time she walks she does the Harlem shake.

Yo momma’s so dumb, when y’all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so she went home.

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, “What size bucket?” and yo momma said, “The one on the roof.”

Yo mama so dumb when yo father said let’s hit the Road she actually hit the road.

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, “TWINKIE!”

Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, “What are you doing?” and she said, “I’m moving.”

Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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