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➦ 1). And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

➦ 2). Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

➦ 3). When nothing seems right….go left!!

➦ 4). If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

➦ 5). The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – harry Golden

➦ 6). Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

➦ 7). Do it today or regret IT TOMORROW.  

➦ 8). Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

➦ 9). Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

➦ 10). You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.

➦ 11). If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

➦ 12). If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

➦ 13). Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

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➦ 14). I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

➦ 15). All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

➦ 16). Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

➦ 17). AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

➦ 18). I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.  

➦ 19). I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

➦ 20). I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.

➦ 21). The road to success is always under construction.

➦ 22). There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

➦ 23). No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

➦ 24). I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

➦ 25). I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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➦ 26). Action should culminate in wisdom.

➦ 27). The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

➦ 28). Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

➦ 29). Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

➦ 30). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

➦ 31). Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

➦ 32). The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

➦ 33). Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

➦ 34). I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

➦ 35). Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

➦ 36). The saddest thing about BETRAYAL is that it never comes from your enemies.

➦ 37). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

➦ 38). God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.

➦ 39). I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

➦ 40). You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

➦ 41). Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.

➦ 42). Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

➦ 43). I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

➦ 44). Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

➦ 45). I’ll be back before you can pronounce uoghiodthsgzubeioejzeor

➦ 46). Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

➦ 47). To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

➦ 48). A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

➦ 49). Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

➦ 50). Can’t talk, telepathy only!

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