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Death is not the Biggest Loss in LIFE! The Biggest Loss is When Relationships Die Among us While We are Alive

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up aga

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.

Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

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The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

A friendship that can cease has never been real.

 Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want

 Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

Without me its just awso.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

.One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉

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I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.

I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits
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