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★ I don't insult people. I just describe them.

★ Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

★ Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

★ Are your parents siblings?

★ I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

★ I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

★ Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

★ Mix with people with a good attitude.

★ If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..

★ Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??

★ I don't insult people. I just describe them.

★ Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

★ Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

★ Are your parents siblings?

★ I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

★ I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

★ Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

★ Mix with people with a good attitude.

★ If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..

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★ Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??

★ Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

★ How would you like to feel the way you look?

★ I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

★ Do u practice being this ugly?

★ Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent..

★ I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

★ Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head..

★ If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

★ Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

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★ I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

★ Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

★ Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

★ If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

★ I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.

★ If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

★ Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing..

★ 90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore..

★ If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

★ Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich ... want those leftovers too?

★ Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

★ Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

★ If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

★ How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

★ I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

★ 90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore..

★ Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

★ The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

★ Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

★ Don't feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

★ Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

★ Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

★ A stiff apology is a second insult.. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt…

★ You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is…

★ Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly…

★ Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

★ If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved…

★ The most effective answer to an insult is silence…

★ Only cowards insult dying majesty…

★ A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me…

★ Never insult anyone by accident…

★ Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face…

★ You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive…

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★ An insult bestowed on your interior and exterior personality; for causes beyond control, kills you innumerably, till the last breath…

★ It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it…

★ To insult someone we call him ‘bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, ‘human’ might be the greater insult…

★ What ever the motive for the insult, it is always best to overlook it; for folly doesn’t deserve resentment, and malice is punished by neglect …

★ Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment…

★ In this society, if a man is called a woman, that’s the biggest insult he could get. Is that because women are considered something less?…

★ An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult

★ Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river…

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