Cute & hilarious pick up lines
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10/21/2016
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Discover the best cute pick up lines for girls / guys. Try these cheesy, dirty, funny, corny & hilarious chat up lines to pickup girls or to use on guys. Start your chat with one of the best cute line ever
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♛ Did it hurt when you fell? …[REPLY:] Huh? [ME:]When you fell from heaven?
♛ Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you’re perfect.
♛ You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.
♛ You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
♛ Are you fire? Because You’re hot and want S’more.
♛ There’s something wrong with my phone… [REPLY:] What? [ME:] It doesn’t have your number in it.!
♛ Is your dad retarded? Cuz you are special.!
♛ You have a secret admirer… its not so secret… Its ME.
♛ I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
♛ We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you’re hot and I want to be on top of you.
♛ I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my “X” without asing “Y”?
♛ I’m straight. You’re straight. Let’s hook up.
♛ Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
♛ I brought My Library Card, Because I’m “Checking you out!”
♛ Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
♛ You’re too hot. You should chill with me.
♛ Even If there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.
♛ Can i tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.!
♛ If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.
♛ Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
♛ You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
♛ Do you have any raisins? …Reply: [NO] Then How about a date?
♛ Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
♛ Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
♛ Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
♛ I like bricks, you like sand, Why don’t we build a relationship?
♛ Is your name summer? Because you are HOT!
♛ Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, Baby, You are Precious.!
♛ Good thing I brought my library card, Cause I’m checkin’ you out!
♛ You must be a broom, cuz you just swept me off my feet.!
♛ What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it’not coming off!
♛ I’ve taken note of you.!
♛ Is your name wifi? Cuz im feeling a connection :)
♛ If you were a TRIANGLE you’d be acute one.
♛ Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all day?
♛ Does your father play the trumpet? Cause you got me horny
Our recommendations for you…
♛ Did it hurt when you fell? …[REPLY:] Huh? [ME:]When you fell from heaven?
♛ Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you’re perfect.
♛ You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.
♛ You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
♛ Are you fire? Because You’re hot and want S’more.
♛ There’s something wrong with my phone… [REPLY:] What? [ME:] It doesn’t have your number in it.!
♛ Is your dad retarded? Cuz you are special.!
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♛ You have a secret admirer… its not so secret… Its ME.
♛ I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
♛ We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you’re hot and I want to be on top of you.
♛ I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my “X” without asing “Y”?
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♛ I’m straight. You’re straight. Let’s hook up.
♛ Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
♛ I brought My Library Card, Because I’m “Checking you out!”
♛ Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
♛ You’re too hot. You should chill with me.
♛ Even If there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.
♛ Can i tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.!
♛ If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.
♛ Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
♛ You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
♛ Do you have any raisins? …Reply: [NO] Then How about a date?
♛ Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
♛ Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
♛ Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
♛ I like bricks, you like sand, Why don’t we build a relationship?
♛ Is your name summer? Because you are HOT!
♛ Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, Baby, You are Precious.!
♛ Good thing I brought my library card, Cause I’m checkin’ you out!
♛ You must be a broom, cuz you just swept me off my feet.!
♛ What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it’not coming off!
♛ I’ve taken note of you.!
♛ Is your name wifi? Cuz im feeling a connection :)
♛ If you were a TRIANGLE you’d be acute one.
♛ Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all day?
♛ Does your father play the trumpet? Cause you got me horny