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10/16/2016
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➦ Love is a thing which does not show up on the X ray but still is…
➦ ‘Me’ without ‘You’ is like Facebook without Friends.
➦ My first name and your last name would look fabulous together.
➦ People always speak their mind but don’t mind what they speak.
➦ Some men are still bachelors… not all are fools.
➦ Always make sure to live your life to the fullest.
➦ Don’t let someone else’s opinion of you become your reality.
➦ Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
➦ Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
➦ I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
➦ Save water drink beer.
➦ 6 Peg Loading .. :D
➦ Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
➦ Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
➦ God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
➦ Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
➦ When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
➦ I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
➦ My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
➦ Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
➦ My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
➦ If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
➦ I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
➦ Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
➦ Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
➦ I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
➦ Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
➦ People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
➦ In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
➦ C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
➦ Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
➦ Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
➦ People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
➦ Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
➦ It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
➦ Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
➦ When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
➦ Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
➦ Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
➦ We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
➦ Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
➦ It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
➦ I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
➦ There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
➦ Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
➦ I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
➦ My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
➦ The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
➦ I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
➦ Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
➦ The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)
➦ Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
➦ Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
➦ Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
➦ Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
➦ In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
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