Funny Monday Quotes to Stay Happy on Monday Morning
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July 16, 2017
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Laugh your way through Monday with these funny quotes! Find a little humor to keep you happy, motivated, and ready to take on whatever comes your way. Get new collection funny monday quotes and funny monday memes collection. browse through huge collection of best funny monday memes images and good morning messages for boyfriend.
"Monday: my coffee needs a coffee."
"Be the reason someone smiles today — even on a Monday."
"If Monday were a person, I’d unfollow them."
"Monday, why are you so extra?"
"Today’s mood: fueled by coffee and sarcasm."
"You survived Sunday night anxiety — Monday’s a piece of cake!"
"Pretending Monday doesn’t exist until coffee kicks in."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"You can't spell Monday without 'MOAN'!"
"My brain has too many tabs open this Monday."
"Let's tackle Monday like it's a piñata full of glitter."
"Wear your Monday like a crown, not a frown."
"Sarcasm: my secret weapon for surviving Monday."
"Even coffee is like, ‘Bruh, it’s Monday again?’"
Happy Monday Or As I Like To Think Of It, Pre Pre Pre Pre Friday!
I'm not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?
"Smile wide — it’s Monday and you’re fabulous!"
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Monday’s alarm should come with a warning: may cause emotional damage.
Is it just me, or does coffee work slower on Mondays?
Dear Monday, go bother someone else. I'm still in Sunday mode.
Mondays are like math—confusing and unnecessary.
If Monday had a face, it would need sunscreen for all the shade I throw at it.
On Mondays, my spirit animal is a sloth on a coffee break.
Some people like Mondays. I just want to meet them and ask why.
Why do Mondays feel like a group project nobody prepared for?
Note to self: Don’t schedule life-changing decisions on a Monday.
Monday is proof that time machines don’t exist—I'd skip it every week.
My Monday mood? Somewhere between “meh” and “where’s my bed?”
If Monday was a person, I’d block it.
Monday again? Didn’t we just do this like… seven days ago?
Mondays are like Mondays… need I say more?
My favorite Monday activity is pretending it’s Sunday.
Welcome to Monday: where motivation checks out and yawns check in.
On Mondays, my energy is powered by hope and sarcasm.
I whisper “weekend” to myself every 10 minutes on Monday.
Mondays are for coffee, not conversations.
First rule of Monday: Don’t talk to me before lunch.
Monday: because apparently, five-day weekends are illegal.
Even my coffee needs coffee on a Monday morning.
Monday motivation? More like Monday mischief.
Shout out to everyone who made it out of bed this Monday—you’re heroes.
Monday’s the day my bed feels like the coziest place on Earth.
I survived Monday. Can I get a T-shirt and a trophy?
Monday should come with a pause button and a snooze option for life.
Raise your hand if you mentally quit your job every Monday morning.
Monday feels like someone pressed shuffle on my life—and it landed on “ugh.”
Whoever invented Monday clearly didn't like happiness.
Monday is just Friday’s boring cousin.
They say start fresh on Monday. I say, start fresh next weekend.
“Let’s crush Monday” said no sleepy person ever.
Monday: where your dreams of weekend naps go to die.
If procrastination had a day, it would be called Monday.
Monday called. I sent it straight to voicemail.
I’m not saying I hate Monday, but we’re definitely not friends.
Monday’s gift to me: more emails and less will to reply.
My brain on Monday: 404 Error—Motivation Not Found.
Monday: the day when your coffee works overtime and your brain underperforms.
Is it really Monday, or is this a prank?
Monday is the villain in my otherwise peaceful life story.
If sarcasm burned calories, I’d lose 10 pounds every Monday.
“Happy Monday” is a contradiction I refuse to accept.
Why do Mondays come so fast but Fridays take forever?
Monday = Mood swings + More work + Maximum yawns.
Woke up. Saw it’s Monday. Considered going back to bed. Still considering.
Monday’s just a speed bump on the road to Friday.
Monday plans: survive, sip coffee, and complain creatively.
Why face Monday when you can scroll memes and pretend it's still Sunday?
Dear Monday, next time, please bring donuts.
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