Attitude Whatsaap Status
➦ I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
➦ SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
➦ Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
➦ Whenever i think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
➦ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
➦ I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
➦ Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
➦ If loving you is wrong, Then i don’t want to be right.
➦ You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
➦ At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
➦ When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason
➦ Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..
➦ The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
➦ The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
➦ I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
➦ I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
➦ Is it vodka o’clock yet?
➦ ”My attitude depends on the people in front of me…
➦ Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
➦ Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
➦ Some people just need a High-Five….. on the face.
➦ Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
➦ Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
➦ I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
➦ I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
➦ Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
➦ Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught.
➦ God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
➦ I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
➦ I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
➦ Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
➦ I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
➦ Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
➦ I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
➦ I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
➦ I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
➦ They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
➦ Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
➦ Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
➦ I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Attitude Whatsapp Status
➦ Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
➦ Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
➦ I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
➦ I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
➦ lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
➦ Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
➦ If your bad. Call me your Dad.
➦ If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
➦ Friends are the family you choose
➦ Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
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